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Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity

Being Really Confused: A Guide to Heidegger and Other Crimes Against Clarity

Blackwell, Sophia

Paperback

Series: Cogito Ergo Nope

General Fiction

ISBN13: 9798316396320
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 1 2025
Pages: 50
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.10 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Ever opened Being and Time and wondered if your brain had a stroke?

Ever wanted to understand Heidegger, but all you got was a migraine and a vague sense of personal failure?
This is the book for you.

Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger's philosophical fever dream. Whether you're a burned-out philosophy major, a curious masochist, or someone who just wants to sound terrifyingly deep at brunch, this book unpacks the most infamously unreadable thinker of the 20th century-with jokes, rants, and zero patience for pretension.

Inside, you'll find:

  • What Dasein actually means (spoiler: it's just you, but anxious)
  • How to ruin conversations with phrases like Being-toward-death
  • Why the they is probably responsible for your haircut
  • And how to survive Being and Time without filing a lawsuit against your own brain
Equal parts roast and revelation, this book doesn't just explain Heidegger-it drags him, hugs him, then drags him again.

Read it if:

  • You want to laugh at existential dread
  • You love philosophy but hate suffering
  • You've been pretending to understand Heidegger and want to finally maybe mean it
Warning: May cause spontaneous existential crises, unbearable smugness, and the urge to buy a black turtleneck.

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