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Bastards Assemble: One Crew. Zero Plans. All Hell.
Paperback
Series: Jax Dart, Space Bastard
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 23 2025
Pages: 480
Weight: 1.82
Height: 0.97 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
In the grand, glitter-drenched finale of the galaxy's most chaotic crew... the Bastards are back-badder, buffer, and weirder than ever.
Captain Jax Dart just wanted a drink, maybe a little peace, and definitely no more clones, cults, or cosmic nudity. But when Rob, her emotionally unstable AI-clone hybrid, becomes public enemy number one, she's dragged back into the absurd mess of galactic politics, black-ops assassins, rogue clones, and sexier-than-necessary sabotage. Again.
Now the crew of the Lucky Bastard must assemble (yes, like those other guys, but sexier and with way more glitter bombs) to save clonekind, each other, and possibly the universe. But with a vengeful ex-pirate queen, emotional Chromaflow paint rituals, a cult-leader AI, and Flexx Twins who weaponize thirst traps, this mission is anything but by the book. Also, the book is on fire. Literally.
This laugh-out-loud, queer-as-hell space opera finale delivers:
Space battles and spiritual awakenings (sometimes simultaneously)
Ex-lovers with grudges and grenades
Philosophy-fueled AI breakdowns
Shirtless influencer rebellions
Found family vibes with a side of bad decisions
Zero-G smooches and sabotage
Perfect for fans of found-family sci-fi, bisexual disasters, and unapologetically ridiculous space adventures.
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