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All I Wanted Was to Read Books But I Became a Space Pirate Instead
Audio Book
Publisher: Tantor
Published: Jul 7 2026
Language: English
Stowing away on an alien pirate ship wasn't on my bucket list ... but then again, neither was heartbreak.
KAMARI
My alien crush just found his fated mate--and surprise, it's not me. Add a broken heart to being ripped from my cozy Seattle bookstore and dumped on a weird planet with zero novels, and you get ... me, stowing away on a rogue pirate ship in a desperate bid to write my own adventure. I don't expect to tumble out of a vent and land--literally--into the lap of the dangerously handsome pirate captain, Fer'oon. But hey, at least life in space has a sense of humor.
FER'OON
I didn't sign up for this. My second mate bails for his earthling girlfriend, and suddenly there's a stowaway on my ship--and she's human. The last thing I need is distractions, but she somehow wins over my crew mate Gashna, who insists the only safe way to travel with her is ... pretending we're mates. Easy, I tell myself. Fate's nonsense anyway. Until I have to stop relying on my usual marauder tricks and ... well, feelings sneak in. Suddenly, training this soft, stubborn human might just mean rewriting the rules I've lived by.
Contains mature themes.
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