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The Alarm Clock Tried to Kill Me: It Knew I worked in an Office
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 14 2025
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Your alarm clock isn't broken-it's plotting against you.
Welcome to the absurd jungle of office life, where cubicles suffocate dreams, meetings drag on forever, and the break room is a battlefield over the last donut. In The Alarm Clock Tried to Kill Me, Asha Adira transforms the daily grind into laugh-out-loud stories every office survivor will recognize.
Inside these pages you'll discover:
The Alarm Clock Conspiracy-why snooze buttons are never really your friends.
Cubicle Catastrophes-from TMI conversations to the ruthless fight for the best office chair.
Meetings: The Modern Torture Device-and the secret joy of meeting bingo.
Coffee Addiction Chronicles-the broken machine, the sacred stashes, and the ultimate betrayal of decaf.
Break Room Battles-snack wars, passive-aggressive notes, and microwave meltdowns.
Plus: HR's Real House of Reprimands, office party shenanigans, dress code disasters, and all the awkward silences of elevator rides.
With sharp wit, satirical storytelling, and a healthy dose of truth, Adira delivers the comedy (and therapy) every 9-to-5 warrior needs. Whether you're stuck in the endless email chain, dodging the fashion police on Casual Friday, or trying to survive another Monday morning, this book will have you laughing, nodding, and muttering, Yep. That's my life.
Perfect for fans of workplace humor, satire, and anyone who's ever hit snooze one too many times.
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