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A Useless Book
Hardcover
General Juvenile FictionPoetry
Publisher: Andrew Robert Abel
Published: May 4 2025
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.70
Height: 0.25 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.
Made-up reviews (for fun): -
The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.
- Readers Indigestion Digest
My chair enjoyed it more than I did.
- Better Homes & Bookends
Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has.
- The Zoological Missed-it Monthly
My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.
- Parenting Panic Quarterly
Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.
- Aquatic Book Review & Snacks
Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.
- IQ Not Included
A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.
- The London Foghorn
This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less.
- Forgetful & Free Newsletter
If I could unread it, I would. Twice.
- Amnesia Weekly
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