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A Kilo of String
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Biographies GeneralHumorGreece
Publisher Price: $11.99
ISBN13: 9780992638481
Publisher: Xerika Publishing
Published: Feb 10 2020
Pages: 254
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.58 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Fabulously funny - a real must for lovers of all things Greek.
After living in Greece for thirteen years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his wife Penny found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.
A Kilo of String is the story-so-far of this not-particularly-plucky couple's often bewildering experiences among the descendants of Sophocles, Plato and Nana Mouskouri with occasional digressions into total irrelevances.
This is a book which is almost guaranteed not to change your life, but what it will do is answer many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:
How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room? Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association? Why are chicken livers useful (other than to the chickens themselves)?
A brilliant book, very funny and a great insight into Greece and its people.
Left me laughing so hard I would have spat out my dentures, if I wore them.
A Kilo of String is loosely based on Rob Johnson's podcast series of the same name, which is free to listen to and download at https: //rob-johnson.org.uk/podcasts/a-kilo-of-string/.
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