42 ways to fail lovingly in IT
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 10 2025
Pages: 194
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.41 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Learning to fail lovingly is an art - especially in IT.
Whether you're writing code or managing projects. Whether you're a newbie or a seasoned pro. Whether you swear by C#, Rust, or some obscure language only you and its inventor have heard of.
This book is for everyone who started out with big dreams... and then slammed into a wall at full speed.
It's a survival guide for developers - and for everyone who's ever sat in a daily stand-up and thought:
Am I the only one who finds this completely absurd? What's inside:
- 42 charmingly satirical ways to crash your IT projects with maximum flair
- Real-life anecdotes so ridiculous they must be true
- Humorous yet thought-provoking reflections on technical (and human) missteps
- Comfort for anyone who's ever taken testing is for others a bit too literally
- Emergency exits for when you've coded yourself into a corner
- Perfect for reading, chuckling, gifting - and failing with style
For everyone working in IT - or who has at least tried.
For anyone who's had a brush with Scrum, Git, logging, deployments, or death by PowerPoint.
For all those who enjoy a good failure... as long as they can laugh about it afterward. The ways:
- The Glorious Art of Ignoring Data Types
- Always Apply Group Thinking
- Whoever Uses the Most Buzzwords Wins - Victory by Babbling
- Testing Is for Others
- The More Complex, the Better
- The AI is Always Right (Obviously)
- Variety Keeps You Young
- Just Do Support for All Customers on the Side
- Why Specialize When There Are So Many Exciting Programming Environments?
- The Cloud Makes Everything Better
- The Fine Art of Cluelessness - A Guide to Perfect Effort Estimation
- The Scapegoat - Or: When Humans Are Never to Blame
- The More External Packages, the More Professional
- Never Think About Architecture
- There's Always Room for One More Abstraction Layer
- Just Quickly and That Can't Be Too Much Work Always Work
- Keeping the Thrill Alive
- Do not Create Meaningful Documentation
- Comments Are for People Who Don't Know What They're Doing
- Applications Should Never Log
- Avoid Any Error Handling
- Make Premature Assumptions
- Ignore Heisenbugs
- Organize as Many Meetings as Possible
- Always Work Without or With Vague Requirements
- For Requirements, Never Ask Someone Who Knows
- Never, Never Ignore a New Trend
- If Someone Has Experience, they've Only Done it Wrong So Far
- Call in External Experts
- My Database - The Unknown Creature
- Use All the Features of Your Programming Language
- Abandon All Optimization - There's Always Faster Hardware
- Despise Git - Nothing Beats a Local Copy
- Deployments Only a Day Before Vacation
- Never Use Your Strengths
- Communicate Only the Obvious and the Trivial
- Too Many Cooks Always Make the Best Broth
- Be the Lone Wolf
- Ruin Your Health and Private Life
- Avoid Physical Movement and the Magical Fruit Basket
- Always Take Everything Personally
- Sell Yourself Short
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