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30 Ways for a Boy to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: A hilariously useful survival guide for kids with brains (that zombies want)
Paperback
Series: Disaster Survival for Boys
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 14 2025
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.16
Height: 0.08 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Is your kid ready for the zombie apocalypse? No? Well, this book fixes that.
In 30 Ways for a Boy to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, survival meets sarcasm in the most hilariously illustrated guide your family didn't know it needed. Packed with laugh-out-loud strategies like Always stay close to the chubby kid and Use canned peaches as weapons, this book teaches kids how to outwit zombies using only everyday objects, quick thinking, and a questionable sense of humor.
Each page features a full-color illustration and a bite-sized tip that turns the end of the world into bedtime comedy.
Perfect for:
Kids aged 7-12 who love zombies but hate serious books
Parents who want to laugh just as hard as their kids
Fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Captain Underpants with a darker twist
This is Book One in a new series of absurdly useful guides for young survivors. Next up: Alien invasions. And yes, it gets even weirder.
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