13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate

The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate's life and starts wanting to... help people? Put a unicorn on their flag? Dabble in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it's too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.