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The Downside of Happy: love HURTS

The Downside of Happy: love HURTS

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Humor

ISBN13: 9798686348677
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 6 2014
Pages: 372
Weight: 1.20
Height: 0.83 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
THE DOWNSIDE OF HAPPY is a one of a kind book filled with three exciting cliffhangers.1.THE PERSISTENT: How are you? Tanya asks as she extends her hand for Josephine to shake. I didn't come here for small talk Tanya Josie says as she declines Tanya's gesture and takes a seat. Tanya retracts her hand and gets straight to the point. I want you to leave John alone so he can come back to Florida to raise our son Tanya says so calmly that Josie has to laugh. You can't be serious Tanya. He doesn't love you anymore. You had your chance. He's mine now and we're getting married! Josie states as a matter of fact. And he's going to get custody of his son. I can promise you that!. Josephine has already had enough. I don't even know why I came down here Josie mentions as she gets up to leave. For this! Tanya says as she pulls her pistol from her purse and shoots Josephine...1.THE TIE THAT BINDS (a play): NARRATOR: Everyone is at the lawyers office awaiting the reading of their grandfather's will.REALIST: Quiet! Marcella tells her little brotherOBNOXIOUS: I'm getting real tired of you thinking you're in charge! Just because mom and dad passed away doesn't make you the boss of me! Marcus shouts as he stops pacing long enough to set his older sister straight.BELIEVER: Com'on you two. We're here to see why grandpa's checks weren't sent to us. Can we listen to Mr. Jamison so he can explain this stipulation grandpa put in the will? Bryan pleads to his cousins.PESSIMIST: Whatever! It's probably some bull! Karen mumbles under her breath.NARRATOR: Mr. Jamison clears his throat.LAWYER: I've asked you all here today to fill you in on your grandfather's wishes. I'm sure you all know your grandfather has left you all a substantial amount of money Mr. Jamison begins but is cut off by Junior.FAST TALKER: See now that's what I'm talking about! Junior says as he jumps from the sofa with his hand up for high fives. All he gets are stares to sit down.NARRATOR: Marcella knew it was coming and wasn't surprised when it came from her cousin Junior.MOTIVATOR: Junior can you take a seat please and everyone lets hear Mr. Jamison out Giselle states as calmly as she could.NARRATOR: Junior looks at his cousin Marcella. The fraternal twins raise their eyebrows; whereas Mable and Bryan sit back and listen. LAWYER: As I was saying your grandfather did take all of you into consideration when he created the account Mr. Jamison tells them.NARRATOR: Mr. Jamison turns his attention to Junior. LAWYER: He also wanted you to know that your father had a daughter before you. Your father was young and your grandfather thought a baby would get in the way of the plans he had for him. He paid the mother off and sent her away. Your grandfather created the will in a way that for anyone to get their money everyone must sign the paperwork. This includes Junior's sister Mr. Jamison tells the room.NARRATOR: Everyone is on the edge of their seats but Junior has nearly fallen out of his.CORRECTOR: Mr. Jamison are you telling us that we have to find someone we don't even know to get our money? Mable asks incredulously.LAWYER: It seems so Mr. Jamison laments...3.WHAT'S WRONG WITH EDNA?: Bitches be trippin! Keith barely gets out as Edna sneaks up behind him wrapping a silk bathrobe tie around his throat. What the hell? Keith gets out as he tries to ease two fingers between the silk tie and his neck. Edna leans down on Tracy's dirty carpet and pulls down on the wrap. Her hands hurt but she wasn't letting go until he was dead. Tracy was in shock she had no idea Edna was planning on taking Keith out. She snaps out of it when she she's Keith reaching for his gun. Tracy jumps on his lap and they hear his neck break. Edna finally lets go. She unwraps the tie from her hands and stands up. So trace what's for dinne

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