The New Vampire's Handbook
A Guide for the Recently Turned Creature of the Night
ISBN10: 0345508564 ISBN13: 9780345508560 Contributors: Vampire Miles Proctor (Editor); Ginsburg, Janet; Pauls, Chris; Serwacki, Anita; Sherman, Scott Publisher: Villard Books Published: Sep 8 2009 Pages: 216 Weight: 0.55lbs. Height: 8.00" Width: 5.25" Depth: 0.75" Language: English
A whimsical primer for the newly undead is written in the instructive tone of an orientation manual and provides mythological information and recommendations for such topics as faking one's way through a human meal, sleeping in coffins, and caring for mortal slaves. By the author of The Dangerous Book for Dogs. Original.