A collection of wacky jokes features humorous bits dealing with camping, wildlife, and more. Original.
Q: What do planets use to download music?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
- Tips for just-right joke telling
- A spot for recording people's reactions
- A joke to illustrate
- And more Perfect for parents who laugh with their kids, ideal for happy occasions of all kinds, Wee Hee Hee is a joyful book that kids will read over and over again
- Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
- Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin
- Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff
- Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw
The next time a child proclaims I'm bored the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.
When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of mundane complain is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection
This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat?
A: A Tooth Ferry.
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Kids are clamoring for more uproarious jokes, and More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids gives children ages seven and up many more hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this brand new collection of hundreds of hilarious jokes with their friends and family A great gift for any child.
A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY
Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples.
By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL.
The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes--plus zillions that you can create on your own
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What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
Who's there? is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.
This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips--which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.
- What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?
Shield pop
- Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort
- And many many more
For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale You'll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout
