How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit cards. "Over 2,000 riddles of all kinds, from simple to complex, for all ages. Written by a children's librarian, this is one riddle book that should be in both the adult and children's collections."--Library Journal. "A real bonanza for riddle fans. A great boost for budding comedians."--School Library Journal. "A massive collection. Index is helpful in finding specific zingers."--Horn Book.
Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like
Ben away for a while but I'm back now
This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.
- What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?
- Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort
- And many many more
For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale You'll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout
USA TODAY bestseller
Wall Street Journal bestseller
What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.
The next time a child proclaims "I'm bored " the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.
When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of "mundane complain" is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.
No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection
This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.
Q: What do planets use to download music?
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: Why did the baby cookie cry?
A: Because it was a wafer so long.
- Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
- Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin
- Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff
- Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw
A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY
Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples.
By the end of the book, readers will have a set of tools in their joke belt to make their friends and family actually LOL.
The book includes more than 500 family-friendly jokes--plus zillions that you can create on your own