On good days, cats are known for their poise, discerning tastes and impeccable personal hygiene. On other days they seem to make it their mission in life to shred our toilet paper, puke on our most prized possessions and potty in whatever house plant appears to be your favorite. Cat-astrophe features sassy memes of these fluffy pranksters, caught in the most hilarious, most shameful and all-to-well-known feline misdeeds, clearly enacted with little to no remorse. Cat lovers everywhere will identify with and giggle through the frustrations of the day as this hilarious book reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.
O is for Old School takes you on an alphabetical journey through the most iconic words and phrases in hip-hop. You'll soon learn that for new parents these words have new meanings: now Peace comes at naptime, a Hood is worn on a head and when they Flow it's going to get wet. This book is your chance to become the freshest parent in your playgroup; while your lil' one learns their ABCs like a G.
Fall in love with:
- A prickly sombrero-wearing cutie, who says, "You deserve to be celebrated just for being you. You are great and you deserve a hedge-hug."
- A sweet hedgie lounging in a teacup, who says, "You can't be everyone's cup of tea. Be yourself and smile at the people who love you for everything that you are."
- A goofy little quill-ball perched on a rock, who says, "When things get tough, just remember one thing: You are tougher than your problems. You Rock "
- And much more
A visual romp through the world of epic fails, Fail Harder offers 200 fresh examples of what NOT to do in every environment as based on the hugely successful (88 million page views per month) website failblog.org.FAIL Harder follows the hilarious best-seller Fail Nation to showcase 200 original full-color photos of world-wide FAILS based on the popular website failblog.org, the most visited member of the Cheezburger Network. So what qualifies as a FAIL? How about a nursery outfitted with a gun rack hanging over the baby's crib? Perhaps the equation, "E=MC3" written on a classroom's write/erase board. What about a trifecta of beauty parlor, chain saw repair, and nightclub housed inside an all-in-one-stop shop? Classic FAILs like these are presented in more than 15 different categories, including At Home, In A Relationship, On the Job, and With Your Pets. If you must FAIL, FAIL Harder.
Truly stranger than fiction, this daily illustrated collection of unusual trivia provides readers fascinating detail on some of the weirdest moments in history. Drawing from a range of subjects including politics, sports, the arts, pop culture, and more, each day of the year explores one What the . . . fact or event in entries that go beyond the factoid to uncover odd moments through the ages (like the day first pig actually flew November 4, 1909] or the United States ran out of toilet paper December 19, 1973]). With dozens of illustrations and hundreds of pages of daily or dip-in-and-out entertainment, What the Fact? gives trivia fans a way to learn something new and strange every day.
Are you tired of hearing about how "love is all you need" (no dice, the Beatles) and that "love will conquer all?" (Ugh ) Does the idea of red roses, balloons, teddy bears, love hearts, chocolates, and birds suddenly appearing make your teeth hurt with all of its sickly, saccharine, clich d insanity? How about some real talk? It's all a farce. Love sucks. As Oscar Wilde said, "Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." The reality is, love is a madness that makes fools of all of us, and we're definitely better off without it. In the words of Steve Martin, "Love is a promise delivered already broken." Whether you've been burned or broken hearted, or you're just wise to the idiocy of love that all the good folks are, know that you're not alone. Featuring gorgeously dark and quirky illustrations by Emma Munger, Love Sucks is a collection of funny, bitter, and brutally truthful quotes about how terrible love is, from music, film, literature, and history's great and jaded minds.
This is a book about weird couples and the tiny two-person universes they create.
It's about accidentally wearing the exact same outfit. It's about made-up songs. It's about your rules for the thermostat. It's about breakfast rituals, and funny nicknames, and long hugs, and that voice you pretend the cat has.
If you're half of a weird couple, or if you have a favorite weird couple, or if you just love love, this book is for you.
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