- What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?
- Where do Fortniters sleep?
In a nite fort
- And many many more
For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale You'll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout
All kids love animals, and all kids love to laugh. From the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes this collection of hundreds of animal-themed jokes that will have animal lovers rolling in the aisles. Forget about chickens crossing roads. Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids is a veritable joke jungle for young comedians everywhere.
The next time a child proclaims I'm bored the doctor of funny, Bob Phillips, will knock their socks off with this grand collection of jokes.
When a family faces a break from school, a long trip, a rainy day, or any situation when a full-on case of mundane complain is kicking in, this is the only way to send joy from kids' toes through their souls.
No need to cry from boredom, just get the new Bob Phillips knock-knock joke collection
This gathering of good, clean jokes and family fun is the book to add to all libraries, churches, and home collections of happiness material.
USA TODAY bestseller
Wall Street Journal bestseller
What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
A JOKE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY
Follow a cast of fictional funny experts into the Laugh Lab, a hilarious joke-building factory that teaches middle-grade readers how to create their own jokes, puns, silly one-liners, and more. Each chapter explores a different style of joke making, such as surprise, understatement, and exaggeration, and includes hundreds of hilarious examples.
How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging? Take away his credit cards. Over 2,000 riddles of all kinds, from simple to complex, for all ages. Written by a children's librarian, this is one riddle book that should be in both the adult and children's collections.--Library Journal. A real bonanza for riddle fans. A great boost for budding comedians.--School Library Journal. A massive collection. Index is helpful in finding specific zingers.--Horn Book.
The new fourth edition of the mother of all kids' joke books is no joke. Smaller in size, but still packed with every joke
Jokelopedia is an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns. The perfect gift for incurable jokesters, class clowns, comedians-to-be, and aspiring ventriloquists--not to mention the quieter kids who still love a good laugh--it features doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, and elephant jokes. Plus, it has the classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. And all jokes are organized into categories for easy reference.
In addition there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts and pop culture references, and two dozen spotlights on favorite TV shows, books, comics, and comic actors, including iCarly, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Steve Carell, and Tina Fey.
- Tips for just-right joke telling
- A spot for recording people's reactions
- A joke to illustrate
- And more Perfect for parents who laugh with their kids, ideal for happy occasions of all kinds, Wee Hee Hee is a joyful book that kids will read over and over again